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Merry Christmas, my boyfriend. You're the present I asked for. Lower the expectations on the wrapped ones accordingly.
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Funny Christmas Wishes For Boyfriend
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who has, somehow, made the holiday season slightly more bearable than usual.
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Merry Christmas. The gift situation: I bought you something practical. You'll pretend to love it. We will both laugh later. Iconic.
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Happy Christmas, boyfriend. The mistletoe is technically over there. We can both move toward it. Or not. Your call.
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Merry Christmas. The candle is lit. The Hallmark movie is on. The wine is open. You're stuck with me until at least January.
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who has tolerated my entire family at Thanksgiving and somehow agreed to come back for Christmas. Brave.
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Merry Christmas, boyfriend. The Christmas pajamas were a mistake. We are wearing them anyway. As is tradition.
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Happy Christmas. The gift I got you is, frankly, just okay. The relationship, however, is excellent. Balance.
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Merry Christmas. May the relatives behave, the food be hot, and the awkward conversations with my mother be brief.
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who will, statistically, end up in at least one photo wearing a paper crown. We'll keep that one.
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Merry Christmas, boyfriend. The Christmas season has been the start of a lot of new traditions. Looking forward to seeing which ones stick.
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Happy Christmas. May the gift exchange be diplomatic, the chocolate be plentiful, and the mistletoe be respected.
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Merry Christmas. The plan: family dinner, then back to my apartment for the second, lazier Christmas. The better version.
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who has gracefully attended the family Christmas. We won't forget. We will hold it against you when needed.
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Merry Christmas, boyfriend. May the cookies be warm, the family be patient, and the post-Christmas nap be allowed.
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Happy Christmas. The Christmas card was my idea. You agreed. The photo is in the mail. The family will judge it. We're prepared.
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Merry Christmas. May the only awkward moment today be the gift from my aunt, which we will both pretend to love.
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who has agreed to wear matching sweaters in the photos this year. Iconic. We'll be insufferable.
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Merry Christmas, boyfriend. May the family conversations stay light, the politics stay off the table, and the wine flow generously.
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Happy Christmas. The mistletoe placement was strategic. Try not to act surprised.
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Merry Christmas. The gifts under the tree are mostly from my mother. She loves you more than I do, statistically. Lean into it.
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Christmas wishes for the boyfriend who is, somehow, the part of this season I'm most grateful for. Even when the family is being a lot.
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Merry Christmas, boyfriend. May the chaos be brief, the warmth be real, and the night end with us on the couch in matching socks.
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Happy Christmas. The Christmas tree is leaning. The lights are partially working. The dog is in costume. Standard.
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Merry Christmas. The plan: eat too much, sleep too little, take too many photos, regret only some of them.