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Happy birthday. Another year of aging like wine. Or milk. We'll know by Friday.
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Funny Happy Birthday Wishes
Amazing selection of funny and creative birthday wishes. Bring smiles to your beloved family and friends. Let them know that you are thinking of them.
Welcome to Funny Happy Birthday Wishes! Here you will find an amazing selection of funny and creative birthday wishes for your beloved family and friends. With these hilarious wishes you can bring a smile to your special ones' faces and bring a whole lot of joy and laughter. Put a smile on your friends and family members faces and let them know that you are thinking of them. Happy Birthday!
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Wishing you a birthday where the only thing scary is the cake-to-candle ratio.
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Happy birthday. You're not old. You're a vintage edition. Limited release.
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Wishing you a birthday spent doing exactly what you want, mostly because everyone owes you for the rest of the year.
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Happy birthday. May your gifts be excellent and your in-laws cancel their visit.
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Wishing you a birthday quiet enough that no one makes you do team-building exercises.
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Happy birthday. You're not getting older. You're getting more useful at trivia night.
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Birthday wishes — and a reminder that you are now officially closer to the next decade than the last one. You're welcome.
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Happy birthday. May your birthday cake be edible and your candles not set off the smoke alarm.
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Wishing you a birthday with at least one decent gift and zero guilt-trips from your mother.
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Happy birthday. Another year of pretending you understand the music your nieces and nephews listen to.
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Wishing you a birthday where you can eat cake for breakfast without anyone giving you a look.
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Happy birthday. Statistically speaking, you've outlived the average lifespan in 1700s England by a wide margin. Congratulations.
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Wishing you a birthday loud enough to be a story and not loud enough to involve the police.
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Happy birthday. The cake doesn't count if it's gluten-free. (I will not be taking questions.)
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Wishing you a birthday with at least one excellent meal and no obligation to be nice to anyone you don't like.
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Happy birthday. You're not old. Your knees are just early adopters.
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Birthday wishes from the friend who remembered. Don't get used to it.
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Happy birthday. The candles are many. The fire department has been notified.
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Wishing you a birthday spent in elastic-waist pants. Truly.
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Happy birthday. You're not getting older. You're just leveling up. Sadly there's no skill tree.
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Wishing you a birthday with a really, really good nap in it.
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Happy birthday. May your phone battery last and your phone calls be brief.
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Wishing you a birthday where the kids let you finish a sentence at least once.
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Happy birthday. You don't look a day over the last time I saw you, frankly.