Sister — happy birthday. May this year bring you good news, better skin, and slightly more responsible decisions than you're making.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister
Sisters bring endless laughter and love into our lives, so why not celebrate her special day with a dose of humor. This collection of funny birthday wishes for sister is filled with playful quips, witty messages, and lighthearted poems guaranteed to spark giggles and warm her heart. Pick one that fits her personality, personalize it, and send a postcard to create and send an e-card she'll treasure forever.
Happy birthday. The plan: eat the cake, light the candles, lie about the age, photograph from the most flattering angle. Standard.
Birthday wishes to a sister who is the only person on earth allowed to bring up that one terrible haircut. You know the one.
Happy birthday, sister. Eat the cake. Drink the drink. Pretend you're younger than you are. Repeat every year.
Sister — happy birthday. Same as every year: love you, mock you, refuse to admit you're slightly cooler than me. Don't get used to it.