New Baby Wishes Funny

May your growth be as strong and sturdy as an oak tree, and your life be forever filled with adventures!

May you be blessed with the same inquisitive nature of Einstein and the charm of David Beckham!

We wish that babyhood characters, like Dora the explorer, would stay forever in your childhood memories!

May the Flubber of your life be filled with success and good luck!

Wish you would grow up to be as strong and brave as Iron Man and as tenacious as Batman!

May your stubbornness be as unstoppable as the Gadgetmobile and your strength be even greater than Bigfoot!

We hope that your courage never fails and you keep standing up for the truth, just like Winnie the Pooh!

We want that you shine brighter than Buzz Lightyear and your life be as color filled as Rainbow Brite!

May the future bring you magical surprises each and every day, just like Harry Potter!

No matter where your destiny takes you, always remember to keep your inner child alive, just like the one in Peter Pan!

May your life be filled with as many good things as your nursery has stuffed animals!

We wish you a future full of happiness, as bright and sparkly as the stars you’ll be counting at night!

May your crib be the most comfortable one on the block, that way you won't ever want to leave!

May your wet diapers bring smiles instead of tears, and may your blankets never wrinkle!

As you grow up, may your reflections in the mirror reflect that of an angel and bring joy to your parents' hearts!

We wish that you may never be afraid of the dark, and may your dreams be filled with sparkles and rainbows!

May your tiny little toes bring a lot of fun, and may your crib have a never-ending supply of favorite toys!

May those bleary eyes always be free of crying, and the mood and attitude stay cheerful and happy!

From us, we wish a lifetime of good health and prosperity. May all your wishes come true! Welcome to the world, sweet baby!

May your teddy bears stay huggable, and may never be forget naptime altogether! Welcome to the world, sleepy one!

May your little one bring you joy and fill your world with sunshine every day.

Congrats to a much-deserved baby! May joyous moments be yours from the start!

May there be more coos than cries, more lullabies than lull-byes in your life with this bundle of joy!

A brand new bundle of joy! Congratulations and may your little one always bring you lots of love!

You must be so proud! Here’s to a lifetime of happiness filled with smiles and laughter. Enjoy your new role!

Welcome to a lifetime of amazing journeys with your new little one! May you experience much love and joy!

Time to enjoy making little memories together! May your baby bring you lots of laughs and love!

Congratulations! May your little one bring you better days and lots of cuddles!

Welcome to the world, little one! Wishing you a lifetime of beautiful moments with your precious baby!

May you make so many special memories that your little one will always be smiling too! Congratulations!