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Happy anniversary! Congratulations on still tolerating each other.
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Funny Anniversary Wishes
Make someone laugh with funny anniversary wishes. Share these funny anniversary wishes with the couple and help them celebrate their special day.
Anniversary wishes help us express the joy we have for that special couples and family members. With funny anniversary wishes, we can make each other laugh even when it's our own anniversary. Here are some funny anniversary wishes to help make the love last.
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Another year, another excuse to argue about where to go for dinner. Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary to a couple who's still figuring out who controls the thermostat.
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To another year of marriage. May the toilet seat debate continue.
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Happy anniversary! Statistically, your odds of murdering each other are decreasing every year. Impressive.
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Cheers to surviving another year together. Lower the bar, raise the glass.
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Happy anniversary! Another year of pretending to laugh at the same jokes.
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To another year of one of you doing dishes wrong. Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary to the couple who proves love can outlast Wi-Fi password changes.
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Cheers to a marriage built on compromise, takeout, and selective hearing.
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Happy anniversary! Whoever said marriage is hard wasn't married to you two. They were married to harder people.
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To another year of one spouse being right and the other being wrong. Same as last year, probably.
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Happy anniversary. You're each other's favorite person to ignore in the same room.
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Cheers to the couple who's been disagreeing about how to load the dishwasher for years. Beautiful.
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Happy anniversary! Cake. Wine. The kids in bed. Best night of the year.
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To another year of "what did you do today?" answered with "stuff." Happy anniversary.
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Happy anniversary to the spouses who've earned the right to roll their eyes at each other.
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Cheers to surviving another year of being your spouse's project.
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Happy anniversary! The romance might be quieter, but the snack-stealing is louder than ever.
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To another year of one of you complaining about the noise the other makes.
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Happy anniversary. Two people. One bathroom. Years. Heroic.
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Cheers to the couple still wearing the rings, despite all reasonable temptation to throw them.
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Happy anniversary! Marriage advice: keep the lights low and the snacks high.
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To another year of you both refusing to die first. Touching, really.
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Happy anniversary, you weirdos. Stay weird. Together.