Another candle, another excuse to eat dessert before dinner — birthdays remain undefeated as life events.
Fresh today · Monday, 6 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Today, age is just a number — a large, slightly menacing number, but still technically just a number.
Happy birthday — may your year ahead include fewer Mondays, more naps, and snacks within arm's reach.
Congratulations on being old enough to know better and stubborn enough to do it anyway. Cheers.
Happy anniversary — may your love last longer than your last attempt to assemble flat-pack furniture together.
Congratulations on another year of pretending the other person's chewing doesn't bother you that much.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Cheers to a couple who proves that love means never having to say 'I told you so' more than weekly.
Another year of marriage — or as the rest of us call it, advanced negotiation training with shared bedding.
Wishing you both a happy anniversary and continued patience with each other's increasingly weird sleep habits.
May your anniversary be celebrated with the same enthusiasm you reserve for finding a parking spot up front.
Congrats on another year of being each other's favorite person to roll eyes at in public.
Happy anniversary — proof that two stubborn people can in fact share a remote, if barely, with conditions.
Another year together, another year of wondering whose turn it is to take the bins out. Mysterious.
May your love continue to grow, much like the pile of mismatched socks in your laundry basket.
Cheers to a marriage built on trust, compromise, and pretending you didn't hear that the first time.
Happy anniversary — your friendship survived marriage, which is honestly the eighth wonder of the modern world.
Wishing you both many more years of arguing about the thermostat with quiet, civilized passion.
Another anniversary — congratulations on still finding things to talk about that aren't the dog or weather.
May this year bring you joy, romance, and a brief truce over how to load the dishwasher.
Happy anniversary to friends who married for love and stayed married out of sheer competitive spirit.
Cheers — your relationship has outlasted three streaming services and at least one questionable home renovation.
Another year of marriage means another year of pretending to enjoy each other's hobbies. Heroic, really.
Wishing you a happy anniversary and the lasting patience required to hear that same story again tonight.
Congratulations on proving that love is real, even when one of you snores like a small industrial fan.
May your anniversary be filled with laughter, cake, and the rare gift of agreeing on a restaurant.