Today you graduate; one day you'll quietly tell someone smaller than you that the work was worth it. It is.
Fresh today · Wednesday, 1 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Congrats on graduating — you peaked academically, which means the rest of your life is technically a hobby.
You did it! Mostly. You graduated. Let's not investigate the details too closely.
Best friend, you graduated, and now I have to find a new excuse for why I didn't.
Congratulations — your parents can finally update their fridge photos to something more recent than middle school.
You graduated, which means the library finally gets its books back. Truly, a win for the community.
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
I watched you cry over exams and laugh through finals; today I get to laugh at you in a gown.
Congrats — you've officially run out of excuses for being broke. Beautiful work.
Best friend, you graduated, and now you owe me a fancy lunch. I drafted you through too many study sessions.
You're graduating, which is wild because half the time I wasn't sure you were attending.
Congratulations — you transformed energy drinks and panic into a legitimate diploma. Honestly, that's chemistry.
Best friend, you graduated. I'd give a speech, but I already used all my serious words on your essays.
You did it! Mostly because I held you accountable. Where's my honorary degree?
Congrats — you've successfully completed the longest group project of your life: school. Don't form another.
Best friend, the world is your oyster. Just remember oysters are also slimy and occasionally disappointing.
You graduated! Honestly, between the two of us, I always wondered which one of us would finish first. You won.
Congratulations — you've graduated from being a broke student to being a broke adult with extra paperwork.
Best friend, your diploma is proof of two things: you're smart, and your parents have a good lawyer.
You graduated! And by 'you,' I mean 'we,' because emotionally I was deeply involved.
Congrats — may your job search be shorter than your thesis and your salary larger than your loans.
Best friend, you graduated, which I take as a personal win because I let you copy my notes once. Once.
You did it — and not a moment too soon. The tuition was starting to look like rent.
Congratulations — you have officially out-educated me, and I'm fine with it. Mostly. Slightly. Not at all.
Best friend, may your career flourish faster than the houseplants you keep killing.
You graduated! In your honor, I will not bring up that one C you got. Today. Maybe.