May your standups be short, your coffee strong, and your on-call rotation suspiciously quiet.
Fresh today · Tuesday, 23 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Cheers to the new role — where 'urgent' is a synonym for 'I broke it ten minutes ago.'
Best of luck — try not to fix anything too fast, or they'll assume it was never broken.
New job vibes: 60% impostor syndrome, 40% pretending you've always used that framework.
May your code compile on the first try and your Friday deploys remain a distant memory.
Welcome aboard — the wifi password is taped under someone's monitor, good hunting.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Wishing you smooth onboarding and a Slack notification volume below the threshold of madness.
New gig, who dis — may your laptop arrive before your first meeting, ideally.
Hope the new place has good snacks, mediocre meetings, and excellent ergonomic chairs.
Congrats — remember, every legacy codebase is just someone else's love letter to chaos.
May the documentation exist, be current, and be located somewhere other than a former employee's hard drive.
New job energy: nodding seriously at acronyms you'll Google during the bathroom break.
Wishing you fewer all-hands and more all-quiet — and a calendar nobody else can touch.
Cheers to the role — try to look mysterious when asked about timelines, it buys you weeks.
May your tickets be vague enough to interpret creatively and specific enough to actually close.
New job: where 'we're like a family' means dysfunctional reply-all threads at 9pm.
Hoping the dress code is 'wore pants today' and the perks include sentient coffee.
Welcome to the new place — the rituals are weird, just nod and bring snacks.
May your code reviews be gentle, your PRs small, and your CI green by lunch.
Congrats — try to break exactly one production thing in the first month, for character.
Wishing you a desk by a window, a chair that reclines, and a boss who emails sparingly.
New job: the honeymoon ends when you're added to the dreaded 'all-staff' calendar.
May your inbox stay below triple digits and your meetings get cancelled without explanation.
Cheers — remember, the first rule of new gigs is to never volunteer for the wiki cleanup.
Hope your new colleagues bring real opinions and your new manager brings real coffee.