Fresh today Β· Tuesday, 16 June

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up β€” copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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May your new year include fewer typos in important emails and more naps without guilt.

Happy New Year β€” may you peak professionally and somehow still be home in time for dinner.

To a year of saying 'this is the year' a record-breaking number of times.

Wishing you a new year where 'I'll start Monday' finally meets a Monday it can't run from.

May your group chat be active, your battery be charged, and your new year be embarrassingly successful.

Happy New Year β€” may you finally figure out what LinkedIn is for.

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To the year where your plant survives, your jeans fit, and your password works on the first try.

Wishing you a new year of properly portioned snacks and improperly worded text messages.

May this year you do something so brave your therapist asks about it for months.

Happy New Year β€” may the price of groceries drop and the price of your dignity remain priceless.

To a year where you say no with confidence and yes with snacks.

Wishing you a new year where your delivery driver gets a raise and your Wi-Fi gets a backbone.

May you make great decisions, except for the small fun ones we'll laugh about later.

Happy New Year β€” may your inbox forgive you and your unread count finally hit a reasonable number.

To a year where 'I'll text you back' becomes a sentence you mean.

Wishing you a new year of glowing skin, steady income, and zero accidental replies-all.

May your alarm sound less aggressive and your mornings less hostile.

Happy New Year β€” may your toxic trait this year be making the bed every day on purpose.

To 2024 β€” or whichever year this is β€” may you remember to update the date on checks you don't write anyway.

Wishing you a new year where the cashier doesn't ask if you're collecting points β€” they just know.

May your friends be loyal, your enemies be confused, and your snacks be plentiful all year.

Happy New Year β€” may you outgrow your worst habits and grow into slightly less embarrassing new ones.

To a year where your phone says 'low battery' and you're somehow ready for that.

Wishing you a new year of good hair days, on-time arrivals, and zero unsolicited career advice.

May this year your situationship either commit or evaporate β€” either way, decisively.