Your germs have outstayed their welcome. Please escort them out of the premises.
Fresh today · Tuesday, 9 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Get better — the couch indentation is becoming a permanent geological feature.
Sending soup, snacks, and the strict reminder that WebMD is not your friend.
May your tissues stay soft, your tea stay hot, and your recovery stay on schedule.
Recover fast — somebody has to laugh at my unhinged texts and you're the only volunteer.
Your body said maintenance mode. Respect the patch notes and come back updated.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Heal up — the world is dimmer without your weirdly specific opinions in it.
Stop being sick. I refuse to provide more emotional support without snack reciprocation.
May your nap quality skyrocket and your recovery timeline shrink dramatically.
Sending strong vibes, weak broth, and one cursed gif to accelerate the healing.
Get well soon — preferably before someone replaces your desk plant with a cactus.
Your immune system is currently buffering. Please do not close the tab.
Recovery tip: hydrate, sleep, and avoid main-character moments until further notice.
May the meds taste tolerable and the recovery feel like a low-key spa retreat.
Heal fast — the inside jokes are accumulating without you and context is getting lost.
Your sick leave is iconic. Your comeback should be at least equally dramatic.
Sending get-well thoughts and the gentle reminder that sneezing on people is uncool.
Recover swiftly — the snack supply has become unsettlingly stable in your absence.
May your fever fold, your cough quit, and your appetite return with reinforcements.
Heal up, hero — the meme rotation is suffering noticeably without your input.
Your absence is causing measurable productivity gains, which is honestly suspicious.
Sending wishes for swift recovery and one mildly threatening message to your germs.
Get better — the office plants are wilting in performative solidarity.
May your blanket nest be warm, your shows be good, and your recovery be aggressive.
Recover quickly — I have no one else to send these to and the silence is loud.