Fresh today · Sunday, 26 July

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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Happy birthday! You're not getting older, you're getting more interesting. Mostly.

Another year of being legally required to pretend you're still in your prime. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday — at this point, the candles are just a fire hazard.

They say age is just a number. In your case, a pretty big one. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday! Statistically, you're closer to your nap than to your youth. Embrace it.

Don't think of it as another year older. Think of it as another year of free birthday cake.

Happy birthday to someone whose hairline is retreating faster than my financial goals.

Another candle, another reason to upgrade the smoke alarm. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. I'd say you don't look a day over thirty, but I left my glasses at home.

Wishing you a birthday celebration loud enough to be heard from the next decade.

Happy birthday! At this age, the cake should probably be more cake, less candle.