Fresh today · Sunday, 26 July

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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Happy retirement. The phone won't ring. The badge is in a drawer. The years ahead are yours.

To the next chapter — written by you, in your handwriting, at your pace.

Congratulations, retiree. You showed up for decades. Now you get to sit down.

Wishing you the kind of retirement that lets you finally be bored, on purpose.

Happy retirement. The hardest part is over. The fun part is right now.

Retirement is just life with the work part removed. Cheers to the rest of it.

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To the years of service — and the years of yourself, now starting. Congratulations.

Wishing you a retirement so peaceful it occasionally feels suspicious. Enjoy.

Congratulations on retirement. Try not to look too smug at people still working.

Happy retirement. Hope your hobbies multiply and your responsibilities shrink.

To the retiree — for the long career and the longer, gentler years ahead. Cheers.

Wishing you all the things work never let you have: time, sleep, peace, and a slow coffee.

Congratulations. The lunch breaks are now lunches. The weekends are now Tuesdays.

Happy retirement to someone who's done plenty. The rest is for you.

To a retirement that surprises you with how much you enjoy it. Cheers.

Good night — wishing you the kind of sleep that erases the bad parts of the day.

Wishing you deep sleep, soft pillows, and dreams worth remembering.