Sending soup, memes, and the strict instruction to stop googling your symptoms.
Fresh today · Tuesday, 9 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Recover quickly — we've been blaming everything on your absence and it's getting suspicious.
Your body is throwing a tantrum. Bribe it with hydration and shameless naps.
Speedy recovery — mostly because nobody else laughs at your terrible puns.
Stop being sick. That's it. That's the whole wish. Management is firm.
May your recovery be faster than your reply time, which honestly isn't saying much.
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Get better soon — the office plants are wilting in solidarity and it's dramatic.
Your sick leave is impressive, but your return will be the real comeback tour.
Heal up, hero — the couch has filed a missing-person report about your dent.
Sending strong vibes and weak chicken broth. One of those should help, statistically.
Recover quickly so I can stop pretending I miss your meeting interruptions.
The universe demands your swift return — also Netflix is judging your watch history.
Feel better — your germs are not invited to the next group selfie.
May your tissues be soft, your tea be hot, and your recovery suspiciously rapid.
Your body said 'maintenance mode.' Respect it, then come back upgraded and slightly smug.
Get well — the inside jokes are accumulating and you're missing critical context.
Sending healing thoughts and one mildly cursed meme to speed things along.
Recovery tip: pretend you're a phone. Plug in, dim screen, ignore notifications, reboot Tuesday.
Heal fast, friend — your absence has made the snack supply embarrassingly stable.
Your couch has formed an emotional attachment. Recover quickly before it gets weird.
Stop sneezing strategically at people. Get better. Reclaim your dignity in stages.
May your recovery be quick, your symptoms be quieter, and your soup be unironically good.
Get well soon — preferably before someone reorganizes your desk into a feng-shui experiment.
Your illness has the audacity. Crush it gently, then nap as a victory lap.
Recovery is just adulting with extra blankets. You're already winning, mostly horizontally.