Congratulations on retirement — the only career milestone that gets you out of the building.
Fresh today · Monday, 27 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Happy retirement. Try to remember the rest of us still have to show up tomorrow.
To retirement — when you can finally answer "what do you do?" with "whatever I want."
Congratulations! Your hobbies are about to multiply. So is your nap schedule.
Happy retirement. You've earned the right to complain about the weather full-time.
Welcome to the retired life. Bring snacks. Lower your expectations of yourself. Win.
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Happy retirement! Your golf game is about to either improve or become a personality.
To retirement: where "I'm too busy" becomes "I'm too retired."
Congratulations. The chair you sit in now is officially better than your office chair.
Happy retirement! Don't worry — we'll keep working so the country runs. Don't mention it.
Welcome to retirement. The official sport is "doing things at your own pace."
Congratulations on retirement. Have you ever considered getting really into birds? Just a thought.
Happy retirement. Free from meetings. Free from emails. Almost free from your spouse asking what you're doing.
To retirement — where "running errands" is now an event, a day, a lifestyle.
Congratulations. You're now in the demographic ads have given up on.
Happy retirement! The new question is "what's for lunch?" The answer is "whatever you want, slowly."
Welcome to retirement. The previous record-holder for most consecutive Tuesdays off has been broken. By you.
Congratulations on retirement. Hope your naps are long and your responsibilities are short.
Happy retirement! The boss is dead. Long live you.
To retirement — where every conversation can now start with "back in my day."
Congratulations. The next chapter of your life is just like the previous one, but with more cardigans.
Happy retirement! You did the work. Now do the napping. Equally professional.
Merry Christmas 2027. Whatever this year was, hope it ends warm.
Wishing you the merriest Christmas this year has to offer.