Graduation: where you walk across a stage to receive a piece of paper that costs as much as a house.
Fresh today · Monday, 27 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Congratulations, graduate. Your sleep schedule is about to get even worse. Sorry.
Congrats on the diploma. Mostly framed. Occasionally referred to. Forever proud.
Congratulations on graduating! Pro tip: nobody actually checks your GPA after this. Live free.
To the graduate — for years of "I have an essay due" excuses. Time to find new ones.
Congratulations! You're now legally required to know what taxes are.
↑ pick one up
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What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
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- Thanksgiving
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- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
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Graduation: the brief window where everyone praises you before asking what you're doing next.
Congratulations on graduating. The cap fits. The future doesn't. We'll grow into it.
Congrats, graduate. The good news: school is over. The bad news: school was actually easier.
Congratulations! You did it! Now please, for everyone's sake, get a hobby that isn't being stressed.
To the graduate — welcome to a world that will largely ignore your degree until you've been here ten years.
Congratulations on graduating. You can finally start panicking about something other than finals.
Congrats! You're now an adult. Apologies. We tried to warn you.
Graduation tip: the diploma looks better in a frame than in the original mailing tube.
Congratulations, graduate. Welcome to LinkedIn, where everyone is "thrilled to announce" something.
To the graduate — you've successfully convinced an institution to give you a piece of paper. Impressive.
Congratulations! You're now eligible for adult disappointment. Welcome.
Congrats on graduating. Don't worry — nobody else knows what they're doing either.
Congratulations, graduate. Step one of being an adult: realize the previous twenty years were the easy part.
To the graduate — for surviving the most expensive nap-deprived years of your life. Congrats.
Congratulations! Now you can rest. (Just kidding. Now you start work.)
Congrats on the degree. The world doesn't owe you anything. But it also has no idea what it's about to get.
Congratulations, graduate. You're not a student anymore. You're a "professional learner." Same thing, less funding.
To the graduate — welcome to "what do you do?" being the worst question for the next five years.
Congratulations! You graduated. Now bother your parents about something else for a while.