Fresh today Β· Sunday, 26 July

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up β€” copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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Hope your recovery is fast, your jello is plentiful, and your Wi-Fi is strong.

May the post-op fog clear quickly, leaving behind only good stories.

Get well β€” your couch has been preparing for this moment for months.

Heal like someone with an HMO that actually works β€” improbably fast.

Wishing you the rare gift of doctors who answer questions in plain English.

May your stitches dissolve faster than your patience with hospital food.

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Recover quickly so we can pretend this never happened, except in toasts.

Hope the worst part of this is choosing what to binge during recovery.

May your morphine memories stay legendary and your bloopers stay private.

Wishing you a recovery so boring it makes for terrible storytelling.

Get well so you can finally explain to people what the surgery was actually for.

Hope the most dramatic thing about your recovery is the meme I sent you.

Bounce back like the comeback episode of a show that got cancelled too early.

Wishing you painkiller-induced naps with no embarrassing texts sent during them.

Get well soon β€” preferably before someone uses your absence productively.

Wishing you a swift, easy recovery β€” the office is quieter without your chaos.

Take all the time you need; the email pile will be patient, sort of.

Get well soon β€” your projects are holding, your chair is waiting.

Sending strong recovery wishes β€” and a firm reminder not to check Slack.

Wishing you healing days and minimal hospital coffee in the meantime.

The team sends warm wishes β€” and the strict order to stay logged out.