Hope your recovery is fast, your jello is plentiful, and your Wi-Fi is strong.
Fresh today · Monday, 8 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
May the post-op fog clear quickly, leaving behind only good stories.
Get well — your couch has been preparing for this moment for months.
Heal like someone with an HMO that actually works — improbably fast.
Wishing you the rare gift of doctors who answer questions in plain English.
May your stitches dissolve faster than your patience with hospital food.
↑ pick one up
Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Recover quickly so we can pretend this never happened, except in toasts.
Hope the worst part of this is choosing what to binge during recovery.
May your morphine memories stay legendary and your bloopers stay private.
Heal up — humanity is doing fine, but our group chat is not.
Wishing you a recovery so boring it makes for terrible storytelling.
Get well so you can finally explain to people what the surgery was actually for.
May your pain scale be low, your snack scale be high.
Hope the most dramatic thing about your recovery is the meme I sent you.
Bounce back like the comeback episode of a show that got cancelled too early.
Wishing you painkiller-induced naps with no embarrassing texts sent during them.
Get well soon — preferably before someone uses your absence productively.
May the surgery be the only sharp thing you encounter this month.
Wishing you a swift, easy recovery — the office is quieter without your chaos.
Take all the time you need; the email pile will be patient, sort of.
Get well soon — your projects are holding, your chair is waiting.
Sending strong recovery wishes — and a firm reminder not to check Slack.
Hope you're back on your feet soon, but only after proper rest.
Wishing you healing days and minimal hospital coffee in the meantime.
The team sends warm wishes — and the strict order to stay logged out.