Fresh today · Tuesday, 28 July

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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Merry Christmas! Eat the snacks. Skip the family debate. Win the day.

Happy holidays. May your Christmas be merry and your bills be Other People's Problem.

Merry Christmas. Sweater is on. Wine is poured. Politics is banned. Ideal.

Wishing you a Christmas where the gifts are good, the food is better, and no one mentions you've gained weight.

Merry Christmas! Pro tip: dessert before dinner is legal on December 25.

Happy holidays. Hope your tree didn't fall, your dog didn't eat the ham, and your kids didn't unwrap everything at 4 AM.

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