Happy retirement. Take the trip. Buy the boat. Or just sit outside. All of it counts.
Fresh today · Tuesday, 28 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Congratulations on stepping off the treadmill. Hope the view from here is everything you hoped.
Happy retirement to the colleague who knew where everything was and how everything actually worked. We're absolutely doomed.
May your retirement be everything your job wasn't — quieter, slower, entirely yours.
Congratulations. You've officially graduated from spreadsheets to crosswords.
Happy retirement, friend. The office will miss you. The grandkids are about to find out why we couldn't keep you.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Retirement wishes: long lunches, longer naps, and a phone that only rings when you want it to.
Congratulations on retiring. Your laptop owes you an apology.
Happy retirement to the coworker who carried more meetings than most of us carried mugs.
Wishing you a retirement that finally lets you be the person work always interrupted.
Congratulations. The chair is empty. The legend remains.
Happy retirement, friend. The new normal will take some getting used to — for us. You're going to be fine.
Retirement is the company's loss and your family's gain. Hope they treat you better than we did.
Wishing you a retirement of garden mornings, hobby afternoons, and absolutely no status updates.
Congratulations. May your password change cycle be permanently over.
Happy retirement to the friend whose desk I'm going to keep looking at by accident for weeks.
Wishing you the retirement you described that one Friday when we were both too tired to leave. Hope it's better than that.
Congratulations. From here on, the only deadline is dinner.
Happy retirement, coworker. You're the reason a lot of us know how to do our jobs. Pass that along somewhere new.
May retirement be soft on your knees and generous with your time.
Congratulations. You've cleared out the desk, but not the dent you left in this place.
Happy retirement to a friend, a coworker, and the only person who ever fixed the printer on the first try.
Wishing you a retirement that surprises you with how good it actually is.
11 months in and you still make my day better just by walking into the room. Happy 11 months.
Eleven months ago you said yes, and I've been spending it trying to deserve it. Happy 11 months, love.