Congratulations. Mom said she always knew. Dad said he had a feeling. I said I'd buy the first round to celebrate. I'm the only honest one.
Fresh today · Monday, 27 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Brother — congrats on the job. The next phase is going to suit you. The team you're joining has no idea what they just gained.
Congrats on the new role. The salary will get spent. The growth will compound. The career is on the right track.
Brother, you got the job. The applications, the rewrites, the rejections you tried to hide — all of it paid off. Proud of you.
Congratulations on the new gig. May the first ninety days build the foundation for the next ten years.
Congrats, brother. The job market is hard. You won the round. Celebrate properly. We'll start the bragging on your behalf.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Brother — congrats. The leap was overdue. The new chapter is here. I'm out of advice; just go be great.
Congratulations on the new role. May it be the kind of job where Sunday nights stop being a slow countdown to Monday.
Congrats, brother. The job is yours. The future is open. The drinks tonight are on me — but only the first round. After that, you're paying. You've got the new salary.
Congratulations on the new job. You earned it. They are about to find out why.
Congrats on the new role. The interview was a moment. The career is the long game. You're playing it well.
Wishing you a smooth first day and a fast first month. By month three you'll feel like yourself.
Congratulations. The hardest part — getting it — is behind you. The fun part — being great at it — starts Monday.
Congrats on the new job. Whoever just hired you got the deal of the year. Don't let them realize too quickly.
Wishing you congratulations on the new role. May the team be kind, the work be meaningful, and the coffee be free.
Congratulations. The leap was scary. The landing will be worth it.
Congrats on the new job. The team chat at the old place is going to be quieter. Their loss.
Wishing you a brilliant first day. Wear something you can sit in for nine hours. The rest sorts itself out.
Congratulations on the new role. The salary, the title, the change of scenery — all earned.
Congrats. The new place will quickly learn what we already knew.
Wishing you congratulations and a strong start. The first week is for listening. After that, go off.
Congratulations on the new job. The old chapter taught you what you needed. The new one is yours to write.
Congrats on the move. Whoever's lucky enough to be your new manager has a treat coming.
Wishing you a smooth onboarding and a corner desk by week six.
Congratulations. The next role asked for someone exactly like you. The good news: you exist.