Get better quickly — the inside jokes you missed are piling up and require detailed briefings.
Fresh today · Sunday, 7 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Heal fast — your sick-day excuses are getting suspiciously creative and the boss is taking notes.
Hope you're back on your feet soon, mostly so I can stop pretending to enjoy your get-well playlist.
Get well — but maybe milk the sympathy for one more dessert run before going public with the recovery.
Sending healing thoughts and a strong recommendation against reading WebMD past 11 p.m.
May your recovery be brisk and your insistence on narrating every twinge eventually wear off.
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More from today
Wishing you a swift comeback and a hospital robe with marginally better structural integrity.
Get better. The plants you forgot to water are filing a formal complaint.
Heal soon — your impression of a wounded soap-opera character is alarmingly convincing.
Hope you recover quickly, because pity casseroles only stay in fashion for about a week.
Sending you a get-well wish and a reminder that grapes do not constitute a personality.
May your nurses be patient, your meds be timely, and your blanket fort be structurally sound.
Get well soon — your seat at trivia night has been temporarily filled by someone less argumentative.
Wishing you a recovery shorter than the line at the pharmacy on a Monday morning.
Heal up. The group dynamic without you is suspiciously functional and I don't trust it.
Hope your symptoms vanish faster than the cookies people brought to the hospital for you.
Get better — preferably before you start enjoying the daytime television lineup unironically.
May your recovery be smooth and your fever dreams suitably embarrassing to share later.
Sending love, soup, and the gentle reminder that you cannot Wi-Fi your way to wellness.
Heal quickly. Your dog has noticed something is up and is judging you intensely.
Wishing you a fast bounce-back and ice packs that don't leak onto important documents.
Get well — the inside joke pipeline is running low without your specific brand of nonsense.
May your appetite return before the jello does. Order of operations matters.
Hope you're upright soon. Horizontal you has been giving questionable life advice via text.
Sending you healing vibes and the unsolicited opinion that you really should have worn a coat.