Happy New Year. May the only thing you give up be sad. Specifically, sad.
Fresh today · Saturday, 18 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Wishing you a New Year where the gym membership is used. At least twice. Setting realistic goals.
Happy New Year. May your bra come off the second you walk in the door, your password manager actually work, and your screen time drop noticeably.
New Year funny wisdom: same person, same hopes, slightly fresh calendar. Let's see what happens.
Happy New Year. The new year is a clean page. Try not to spill coffee on it before January 5th.
Wishing you a New Year with snacks, with sleep, with a bra that fits and shoes that don't hurt.
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What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
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- Birthday
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- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
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- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
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- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
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- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Happy New Year. May the only argument this year be over who gets the last piece of leftover Christmas chocolate.
New Year wishes. May the year be the one where your enemies finally update their LinkedIn to a worse job.
Happy New Year. May the diet last longer than two days and the wine glass be refilled responsibly.
Wishing you a New Year where your couch, your TV, and your wine subscription all show up for you.
Happy New Year. The plan: small wins, kind energy, weekly takeout, mandatory napping.
New Year wishes. May the year be one of the easier ones — for you and for the people who can hear you talking about it.
Happy New Year. May the only thing aging this year be the wine in the kitchen.
Wishing you a New Year as ridiculous as you are at your most fun. Same person. Slightly less hungover. Mostly hopeful.
Congrats on the wedding. The hard part isn't over, but the catering bill is.
Wedding wishes: matching towels, mismatched socks, and a long, hilarious marriage.
Congratulations. You've legally upgraded your roommate.
Marriage tip from someone who knows: nobody remembers what side of the bed is theirs. Argue accordingly.
Best wishes. May your fights be short, your snacks be shared, and your in-laws live a reasonable distance away.
Congrats on the marriage. May your Wi-Fi password never change and your love be as reliable as the Wi-Fi.
Wedding wishes. May the only thing burning today be the corner of the rolls.
Congratulations. Statistically, this works out. Emotionally, also. Have fun.
Best wishes for a marriage with strong coffee, weak excuses, and a clear understanding of who handles the spider.
Wedding wishes. May the first big fight be over something small enough to laugh about by Tuesday.
Congrats on the wedding. You've officially run out of excuses not to put each other as emergency contact.