Hope the nurses are nice, the jello is decent, and you remember at least half of the funny things you said post-anesthesia.
Fresh today · Sunday, 7 June
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Get well soon — but not before you've used 'I just had surgery' to win every argument for a solid week.
Sending you recovery vibes and the reminder that yes, you do have to wait the full six weeks. No, really.
May your stitches hold, your patience hold, and your phone hold enough memes to get you through the boring days.
Hope you're enjoying being legally required to do nothing — most people would kill for this excuse.
Wishing you a recovery slow enough to enjoy the room service but fast enough that we miss you soon.
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Browse by occasion
What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
May your healing be quick, your prescription be effective, and your selfies from the hospital bed be unflattering enough to be funny.
Get well soon — also, write down whatever you said coming out of anesthesia, we'll need it for the toast next year.
Hope you wake up sore, get progressively less sore, and emerge with at least one good party story.
Wishing you a clean recovery and the dignity to not show everyone the surgery photos. We're begging.
May your post-op cravings be reasonable and the people delivering food to you remain emotionally available.
Hope the scar heals into a cool one — and that you commit to a wildly inaccurate origin story for it.
Get well soon — your group chat absence is being noticed, mostly because no one is correcting anyone's grammar.
Wishing you a recovery free of complications, drama, and the temptation to lift heavy things 'just to test it.'
May the doctors be impressed, the recovery be uneventful, and the medical bills be someone else's problem somehow.
Hope you're being a model patient — or at least lying convincingly to the nurses about being one.
Sending you wishes for a swift recovery and the wisdom not to Google your symptoms when you get bored.
May you heal quickly enough to be useful again but slowly enough to dodge the next family event.
Get well soon — we have plans to ruin and we genuinely cannot do it without you.
Wishing you painless days, decent naps, and absolutely no urges to 'see how much it still hurts.'
Hope the anesthesia stories from your spouse are devastating enough to be cherished for decades to come.
May your recovery be quick, your humor stay intact, and your tolerance for daytime television not be tested too long.
Get well soon, you absolute drama llama — surgery was excessive, but we'll allow it this once.
Wishing you full healing and the restraint not to post your scar on three separate social media platforms.
Thank you for the kind recovery wishes — they genuinely made the slow days feel a little lighter.