Happy Thanksgiving. May the relatives behave and the seating chart be a non-issue.
Fresh today · Tuesday, 14 July
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A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only meltdown is a marshmallow on the sweet potatoes.
Happy Thanksgiving. The cousin who always brings the cheap wine will arrive.
Thanksgiving plan: nap, eat, nap, eat, nap, pie, nap.
Happy Thanksgiving. The schedule will be ignored. The pie will be eaten.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing roasted is the turkey.
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Happy Thanksgiving. The leftover container war will commence.
Thanksgiving wisdom: the second piece of pie has fewer calories than the first because you've already given up.
Happy Thanksgiving. May the wine glass be refilled and the host be too polite to comment on the seventh helping.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the kids' table is closer to the dessert than the adults' table.
Happy Thanksgiving. The plan: out-eat last year's version of yourself.
Thanksgiving truth: nobody actually likes cranberry sauce. We just keep making it because we always have.
Happy Thanksgiving. May the carbs be plentiful and the awkward silences be brief.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where you eat dessert first, just in case the meal ends in a family argument.
Happy Thanksgiving. The forecast: high chance of stuffing, scattered showers of gravy.
Thanksgiving wish: that the long-winded relative finally tells the short version of the story.
Happy Thanksgiving. The day is short. The meal is long. The nap is essential.
Wishing you a Thanksgiving where the only thing you fight is the urge to take a third slice of pie. Take it.
Congratulations, bride. The day you've been imagining is finally here.
Bride congratulations. May the wedding day be everything you've planned for — and the marriage be the better part.
Congrats, bride. The dress, the veil, the photos — all earned. All deserved.
Wishing you congratulations on the wedding day. The way you've handled the months of planning is the proof of who you are.
Congratulations, bride. May the day be soft, the night be long, and the marriage be the kind that ages well.
Bride congratulations. May the home you build always have music, food, and a couch big enough for both of you.
Congrats. May the in-laws be gentle, the home be warm, and the years be many and kind.