Fresh today · Tuesday, 14 July

New Wishes

A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.

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Wishing you the kind of Halloween that requires a Sunday nap to recover from.

Happy Halloween. May the kid who rings your doorbell three times in a row be someone else's problem.

To the people who turn their porch light off and pretend not to be home — we know. We forgive you. Happy Halloween.

May your pumpkin be unrotted, your fog machine be unbroken, and your candy budget be reasonable for a change.

Wishing you a Halloween night that ends with you on the couch, in costume, watching a bad horror movie, with a sleeping child on your shoulder. The pinnacle.

Tonight is the night I dress like I have my life together. I do not. Happy Halloween.

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Happy Halloween. May the worst thing in your house be the half-eaten lollipop you found in the couch.

Wishing you a costume the relatives don't quite understand and a candy stash you don't quite share.

May your Halloween be wild enough to be a story by Saturday. Not Tuesday. We are too old for Tuesday stories.

Happy Halloween, little ghost! May your pumpkin be the brightest on the street.

Hope your bag fills up fast and your laugh fills up the whole block tonight. Happy Halloween!

Wishing the best little monster a night full of treats, friends, and just the right amount of spooky.

Trick or treat, sweet kid — tonight is your night. Go get the chocolate.

May your costume be everything you imagined and your candy bag too heavy to carry. Happy Halloween!

To the small witch reading this — wishing you the bravest, brightest Halloween yet.

Happy Halloween! Stay close to a grown-up, stay on the lit streets, and bring home more candy than you can finish in a week.

To the kid I love most — may your Halloween be magic. The good kind. The fun kind. The "one more house" kind.

Wishing you a night of giggles, glow sticks, and so much sugar you don't want dinner tomorrow.

May your pumpkin be the biggest, your costume be the coolest, and your Halloween candy be all the chocolate kind. Love you, kiddo!

Happy Halloween to the bravest little dinosaur on the block. Roar at all the houses for me.

To my favorite little superhero — may you save the day, and the candy, and possibly the world by 8 p.m.

Wishing you a Halloween where the doorbells work, the candy is good, and the grown-ups don't make you go home too early.

Happy Halloween, sweetheart. May the only ghost you see tonight be the friendly kind.

Hope you have so much fun tonight you forget about your homework for a whole evening. Happy Halloween!

To the bravest kid in the costume aisle — you picked the best one. Go show them. Happy Halloween!