Wishing you a birthday loud enough to be remembered and not loud enough to be a problem at the next family event.
Fresh today · Monday, 13 July
New Wishes
A handful of wishes pulled from the cabinet this morning. Pick one up — copy, save it to your pinboard, or send it on.
Happy birthday, friend. You're not getting older. You're just getting more material for our jokes.
Birthday wishes from the friend who would carry your secrets to the grave. (Probably.)
Happy birthday. The candles are many. The fire department is on standby.
Wishing you a birthday where you can complain freely and nobody tells you to be grateful.
Happy birthday, friend. Another year of pretending we're adults. We're killing it.
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What are we writing today?
Cabinets sorted by occasion. Open one — pages are arranged by warmth, not algorithm.
- Anniversary
- Baby
- Belated
- Best
- Birthday
- Boy
- Boyfriend
- Christian
- Christmas
- Congratulation
- Diwali
- Easter
- Eid Mubarak
- Engagement
- Farewell
- Fathers Day
- Friendship
- Funny
- Get Well
- Girl
- Girlfriend
- Good Morning
- Good Night
- Graduation
- Hanukkah
- Heart Touching
- Holiday
- Invitation
- Job
- Love
- Miss You
- Mothers Day
- New Year
- Recovery
- Retirement
- Romantic
- Thank You
- Thanksgiving
- Wedding
- Well
- Women's Day
- Sympathy
- Valentine's Day
- Halloween
- Veterans Day
More from today
Birthday wishes — from the friend who would lie for you under oath. (Don't make me.)
Happy birthday. The years are catching up. Lucky for both of us, neither of us is keeping score.
Wishing you a birthday spent surrounded by people who laugh at the same wrong things you do.
Happy birthday, friend. Another year of being too old for clubs and too young for retirement.
Birthday wishes — and a reminder that you owe me lunch from approximately 2019.
Happy birthday. The friendship has survived hangovers, breakups, and one really bad haircut decade.
Wishing you a birthday where the only drama is the cake-to-people ratio.
Happy birthday, friend. May the year ahead bring you the kind of stories we can tell our therapists about later.
Birthday wishes from the friend who has watched you make at least three life choices I privately disagreed with. We made it anyway.
Happy birthday. Another year of us texting at midnight about absolutely nothing important.
Wishing you a birthday with the kind of cake that should be considered a religious experience.
Happy birthday, friend. You're not aging. You're just acquiring vintage credibility.
Birthday wishes — and a reminder that we are, frankly, doing better than we have any right to.
Happy birthday. The friendship has outlasted phones, hairstyles, and most of my dating decisions. Long live both of us.
Wishing you a birthday where someone finally remembers your coffee order on the first try.
Happy birthday, friend. Another year of us being each other's least judgmental witness.
Birthday wishes — short, true, slightly inappropriate. Same as our friendship. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, my son. May your year be full of the kind of grace that holds you when life doesn't.
Birthday blessings for my son. May the road rise to meet you and the wind always be at your back.